Why didn't the Germans eat their Christmas cake?

Because it was Stollen.

I made up this joke when I was twelve, 29 years ago. A search of this subreddit shows that it has been made before. Being kind of a no-brainer, it is easy to believe that someone else came up with it independently. But it would be really cool if, and it is entirely possible that it is my own joke getting back to me.

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