Darth Vader: "Luke!" ::mechanical breathing:: "I know what you are getting for Christmas!"
Luke: "No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!"
Darth Vader: "Yes, Luke. I have felt your presents."
Also Vader is Luke's dad. I lied about the no spoilers.
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