My brother and I had a contest of who could cover their Christmas gifts the best.
It was a wrap battle
Christmas Jokes
Husband and wife go Christmas shopping
A couple were in a busy shopping center just be...
I wonder if poor kids in Africa dream of a white christmas?
Like spending time with your whole family, gett...
Divorce
An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New...
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves! Just kidding. I don't know what he got....
Is There a Santa Claus? An Engineer's Perspective
Author’s note: All numerical values, calculatio...
Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas?
Because he was hoping for a screamer or a moaner.
Why was Maria Carey disappointed with roast turkey for her Christmas dish?
All she wants for Christmas is stew.
Unbelievable! Just checked the roster and I've got to work Christmas Eve from midnight.
If it wasn't for all the free wine and altar bo...
Joke on Christmas
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring ...
Funny story about christmas eve
Pastor Tony is walking down the street on Chris...
The PC term for Christmas
C:\hristmas
Christmas cake recipe
**Required Ingredients:**
* 1 cup of water
* ...
funny puns involving Captain Morgan
For Christmas i'm getting the boy i'm dating a ...
What is Donald Trump's favorite Christmas song?
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
I'll be serving Eggs Benedict on hubcaps for Christmas breakfast.
Because there's no plate like chrome for the ho...
Did I mention ...
I can't believe it's nearly Christmas.
I once ...
This time of year there is nothing better than sitting before a warm fire, cold beer in hand, and singing Christmas carols until I fall asleep.
Of course, that might explain why I'm no longer...
Better Luck Next Year Kiddo!
I'm going to give my kid a set of batteries for...
How does father Christmas get away with suing everyone?
The Santa Clause
Corny Xmas Jokes
Heard these on the radio this morning...
1. Wh...
Little Jimmy was finding it hard to sleep on Christmas Eve.
He was tossing and turning as he tried contain ...
Do you know how we know that Santa Claus is married?
Because he only comes once a year!
Merry Chris...
Last week, I told my grandpa that Amazon is the best place for Christmas shopping.
He just called me from Brazil.
Why do some Italian Christmas cakes cause so much trouble?
Because you have to open pandoro's box to eat t...