Got my mother in law a cemetery plot for Christmas once, and the next year didn't buy her anything. When she asked me why I didn't buy a gift for her I said.....

Arnold's is long...

The president's is very short, Madonna doesn't have one, and the Pope has...

Why was the...

The ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

One hell of a gift.

So, I got my uncle a new wristwatch for Christmas, except it had no hands....

Chetsnuts...

Once upon a time a guy named Bob wanted to get his girl-friend a gift for...

Old guy buys a...

And right after he leaves the salesroom, he floors the gas pedal making him...

On Why Christians...

Crosspost, because why not? :P It all goes back to a terribly cold winter a...

Father Time

The last time we changed from daylight saving time, a preacher friend posted,...

A blonde goes to...

A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She...

Santa visit

It is around Christmas time and Santa is sitting in the middle of the mall...

WHAT DENOMINATION?

BLONDE woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards....