So, it was christmas night and Santa Claus was going around the world flying on his sleigh.
He then flies over Ethiopia, where a kid see's him on the sky.
"Santa Claus, Santa Claus" he shouts, so from all houses really thin kids come out. All the children, with that sparkle in the eyes, looking up and yelling "Santa! Santa is here!"
Santa looks down and says: "No no no.. Children that don't eat get no gifts"
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