Christmas Jokes
What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?
They both have Sandy Claws.
Divorce
An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New...
Two brothers wake up on Christmas morning...
They rush downstairs to see what they got from ...
A kid is lining up to see Santa at the Mall
When his turn comes, the kid walks up and sits ...
I bought my nephews some Cisformers for Christmas.
They start off as cars – and stay that way.
Christmas joke parrot...
A husband wanted to get a gift for his wife for...
my crush is like a christmas present on the christmas party
always unboxed by someone else
Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?
Because oct 31 = dec 25
What does the nationalist sing at Christmas?
Jingo Bells.
My WIFE is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
My WIFE is so fat, I took a picture of her last...
Mum why am i getting my Christmas present in August?
Because its cheaper than chemo.
A Couple is Walking in East Berlin on Christmas Eve...
A couple is walking in East Berlin on Christmas...
Boris and his wife are walking...
... along St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Ev...
"Mom, why are you giving me my Christmas presents in August?"
"Because presents are cheaper than chemo, Billy."
Printer tired while printing her picture
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her las...
Mary and Abbey who?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary and Abbey.
M...
How to start a fight
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a c...
There was this little boy who was obsessed with tractors...
...he grew up around tractors, his mother and f...
[Racial] I'm not a racist, I like black people so much..
So much I'm saving some money so I can buy one ...
Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.
Just Chill
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her las...