A kid is lining up to see Santa at the Mall

When his turn comes, the kid walks up and sits on Santa's lap.

Santa asks, "Now, what would you like for christmas, kid?"

The kid says: "I want a unicorn!"

Santa then says, "Sorry kid, but I can't give you one of those. What else would you like?"

The kid thinks for a moment, then replies: "I want all politicians to be honest"

Santa then says: "What color do you want the unicorn?"

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