When his turn comes, the kid walks up and sits on Santa's lap.
Santa asks, "Now, what would you like for christmas, kid?"
The kid says: "I want a unicorn!"
Santa then says, "Sorry kid, but I can't give you one of those. What else would you like?"
The kid thinks for a moment, then replies: "I want all politicians to be honest"
Santa then says: "What color do you want the unicorn?"
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