An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the table. This is the breast of the duck; this the leg of the duck; this is the wing of the duck; etc. Then came the dish that the American knew was chicken. He waited for the explanation. Silence. Well? he finally asked, What's this? The waiter replied, It's a friend of duck.
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