Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
If it had 4 doors it would be a sedan.
Chicken Jokes
The Librarian & The Chicken - Finally found a place to tell this joke.
Librarian is working at the checkout desk when ...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your place!
Knock knock
Who's the...
What kind of chicken is circumcised and suffers from E.D.?
A boneless, skinless chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because it was a double-crosser
There was a zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on in age so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm.
There was a zebra who had lived her entire life...
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered.
Four brothers left home for college, and they b...
Gathering Chickens The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open.
Gathering Chickens The farmer's son was returni...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To ge...
A man took his family to a Chinese resaurant one night.
A man took his family to a Chinese resaurant on...
Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximum velocity.
Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifica...
Q: How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?
Q: How do you sell chicken to a deaf man? A: HE...
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can ...
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?
What do you call a chicken that crosses the roa...
INSTRUCTIONS FOR MICROSOFT'S NEW TV DINNER PRODUCT: You must first remove the plastic cover.
INSTRUCTIONS FOR MICROSOFT'S NEW TV DINNER PROD...
Q: What does a wicked chicken lay?
Q: What does a wicked chicken lay? A: Deviled e...
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders...
Mrs.
Mrs. Goldberg goes to the butcher at least once...
Q: Why was the chicken happy?
Q: Why was the chicken happy? A: Everything was...
MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom.
MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made ...
Q: Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?
Q: Why couldn't the chicken fly through the win...
Monday: It's fun to cook for Bob.
Monday: It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made ...
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1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is tw...
Q: What do you call a running chicken?
Q: What do you call a running chicken? A: Poult...
Chuck Norris walked in a chinese restaurant and asked for Chicken Parmesan with Bruschetta bread...and got it.
Chuck Norris walked in a chinese restaurant and...