Chicken Jokes

Chicken Jokes

What do you call a running chicken?

What do you call a running chicken? Poultry in ...

The FAA has a device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes.

The FAA has a device for testing the strength o...

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending mac...

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole,...

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? If...

Q: How did the chewing gum cross the road?

Q: How did the chewing gum cross the road? A: B...

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

How did the chewing gum cross the road? By stic...

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Q: What's the difference between a chicken and a grape?

Q: What's the difference between a chicken and ...

Chuck Norris doesn't count his chicken before they hatch.

Chuck Norris doesn't count his chicken before t...

The FAA has a device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes.

The FAA has a device for testing the strength o...

A man took his family to a Chinese resaurant one night.

A man took his family to a Chinese resaurant on...

Q: How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

Q: How do you sell chicken to a deaf man? A: HE...

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can ...

Q: What does a wicked chicken lay?

Q: What does a wicked chicken lay? A: Deviled e...

Q: Why was the chicken happy?

Q: Why was the chicken happy? A: Everything was...

MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom.

MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made ...

Q: Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

Q: Why couldn't the chicken fly through the win...

Monday: It's fun to cook for Bob.

Monday: It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made ...

Q: What do you call a running chicken?

Q: What do you call a running chicken? A: Poult...

What do you call a running chicken?

What do you call a running chicken? Poultry in ...