Chicken Jokes

Chicken Jokes

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending mac...

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole,...

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? If...

Q: How did the chewing gum cross the road?

Q: How did the chewing gum cross the road? A: B...

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

How did the chewing gum cross the road? By stic...

Q: What's the difference between a chicken and a grape?

Q: What's the difference between a chicken and ...

Chuck Norris doesn't count his chicken before they hatch.

Chuck Norris doesn't count his chicken before t...

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?...

Chicken to turkey: Only Thanksgiving and Christmas???

Chicken to turkey: Only Thanksgiving and Christ...

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicke...

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because th...

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ...

Why did the turkey cross the road ?

Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he...

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ?

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ...

Why did the chicken cross the playground ?

Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To g...

Why did the chicken cross the net ?

Why did the chicken cross the net ? It wanted t...

Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?

Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Becaus...

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Becaus...

What do you call a crazy chicken ?

What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo clu...

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers wer...

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a...

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She...

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of...

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? H...

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afterno...