How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Why do black...

Because it tastes good.

A zebra visits a...

A zebra is visiting the US and enters a farm. He sees a chicken and asks:...

What do Ebola...

Abola chicken noodle soup!

Dark Joke from my...

Her: How did the dead baby get across the road? Me: How? Her: It was...

Q: How did the...

Q: How did the chewing gum cross the road? A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

A zebra visits a...

A zebra is visiting the US and enters a farm. He sees a chicken and asks:...

What do Ebola...

Abola chicken noodle soup!

Dark Joke from my...

Her: How did the dead baby get across the road? Me: How? Her: It was...

Q: How did the...

Q: How did the chewing gum cross the road? A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Joe dies...

And when he arrives to the gates of heaven, St. Peter tells him: "Well,...

What do Ebola...

Abola chicken noodle soup!

Dark Joke from my...

Her: How did the dead baby get across the road? Me: How? Her: It was...

Q: How did the...

Q: How did the chewing gum cross the road? A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Joe dies...

And when he arrives to the gates of heaven, St. Peter tells him: "Well,...

Student insult...

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher:...

Dark Joke from my...

Her: How did the dead baby get across the road? Me: How? Her: It was...

Q: How did the...

Q: How did the chewing gum cross the road? A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Joe dies...

And when he arrives to the gates of heaven, St. Peter tells him: "Well,...

Student insult...

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher:...

A crusty old...

...parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors,...

Q: How did the...

Q: How did the chewing gum cross the road? A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Joe dies...

And when he arrives to the gates of heaven, St. Peter tells him: "Well,...

Student insult...

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher:...

A crusty old...

...parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors,...

A man walks into...

He sees a sign that reads, "cheese sandwich: $1.50, chicken sandwich: $2.50,...

Joe dies...

And when he arrives to the gates of heaven, St. Peter tells him: "Well,...

Student insult...

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher:...

A crusty old...

...parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors,...

A man walks into...

He sees a sign that reads, "cheese sandwich: $1.50, chicken sandwich: $2.50,...

Change is...

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. I love cats...they taste...

Student insult...

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher:...

A crusty old...

...parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors,...

A man walks into...

He sees a sign that reads, "cheese sandwich: $1.50, chicken sandwich: $2.50,...

Change is...

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. I love cats...they taste...

A crusty old...

...parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors,...

A man walks into...

He sees a sign that reads, "cheese sandwich: $1.50, chicken sandwich: $2.50,...

Change is...

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. I love cats...they taste...

A man walks into...

He sees a sign that reads, "cheese sandwich: $1.50, chicken sandwich: $2.50,...

Change is...

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. I love cats...they taste...

Why do black...

Because it tastes good.

Change is...

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. I love cats...they taste...

Why do black...

Because it tastes good.

A zebra visits a...

A zebra is visiting the US and enters a farm. He sees a chicken and asks:...

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

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