A man took his family to a Chinese resaurant one night. After being seated and having their drinks delivered, the waiter recited the specialites of the evening. We have moo shoo chicken, chicken almondine, beef and 5 star vegetable and lasagna. The man was surprised and exclaimed .. but this is a Chinese restaurant! The waiter replied, Yes, but this is a Jewish neighborhood.
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