Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the ugly guy's house.
Knock knock.
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Chicken Jokes
A Guy Goes Into A Bar
A guy goes into a bar, orders a martini, and st...
What are the 2 sexiest farm animals?
Brown chicken, brown cow.
(say outloud for full...
One day, on an Irish farm....
One day, on an Irish farm, a horse was watching...
Why can't a chicken coop have more than two doors?
Because if it had four, it would be a chicken s...
2 for the price of 1
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To g...
Never underestimate old ladies.
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop ...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
It got stuck to the chicken.
Why did the punk cross the road.
He was stapled to the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For fowl reasons.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors? (x-post from /r/adviceanimals)
Because if they had four doors it would be a ch...
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Three sons left home, went out on their own and...
Why do black people like fried chicken?
Because it tastes good.
Speechmaking
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of t...
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3 guys, who were brothers, were all discussing ...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because North Korean missiles don't go that far.
My nieces joke
I was telling my little niece some jokes, and s...
What do you call a fish without any eyes?
Boneless chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get out of North Korea's missile range.
Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?
Because a tuna can!
So I was walking through rural Georgia when...
...I passed a little lady with white hair and d...
Why did the atheist chicken cross the road
To get away from Churchs
I was working at the butchers yesterday and a man comes in looking for a small chicken.
I asked him to describe it so we can look for i...
Why does a chicken coup have two doors?
If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!