A black woman called Betty came into my restaurant the other day...
She asked, "Is there any chicken on the menu?"
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Chicken Jokes
(My 3 favorite things are)
My 3 favorite things are chicken pot pie. Doesn...
An African-American lady called Betty came into my restaurant.
She proceeded to look at the menu for about hal...
Why doesn't a chicken coop have four doors?
Because if it did it would be a chicken sedan.
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. ...
My barber said this today
I used to put out fires at the local airport an...
What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?
Brown-chicken-brown-coooow [sounding like this]...
Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?
None of your damned business! Am I being detain...
An African lady called Betty came into my restaurant.....
An African lady called Betty came into my resta...
guess what?
chicken but. lol
How do you reward a chicken journalist?
With a poulette surprise!
A farmer goes to the market to buy a rooster
He sees one he likes, so he asks the seller:"Is...
The leaders of the Big Three after the conference in Yalta
After WW2 in 1945 the leaders of the Big Three(...
Did you guys hear about what Nelly thought?
She thought chicken manure was jelly.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He cannot comprehend the concept of a road. He ...
A Kentucky Fried Chicken lobbyist meets with the Pope.
He offers a donation of ten million dollars to ...
Albert Bandura
can anyone tell me the joke about bandura with ...
My Favorite Joke :)
What did the egg say to the pot of boiling wate...
Why did the black person cross the road?
To fry the chicken.
So a chicken walks into a library
Strolls up to the desk and requests 3 books. Th...
Football and accountancy in one joke
A Sunday League football team is desperate for ...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came f...
Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?
Brown chicken brown cow..
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To show a deer how it's done.
A pig and a chicken want to open a new restaurant...
The pig asks what they would name it. The Chick...