The farmer and the old lady
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to...
Chicken Jokes
A Horse and a Chicken
The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking....
Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
'Murica came first.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
If it had four it'd be a sedan.
A guy calls his local butchery...
- Do you have chicken paws?
- Yes
- Do you have...
I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.......
I will keep you posted.
The latest thing in the world of chickens.
A guy is driving down a country road when sudde...
The dumb 'pretend' game
Two simple minded men are trying to amuse thems...
What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?
Chicken Tenders.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Well, he didn't get across, but he made it to t...
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
He though he spotted an opportunity to make an ...
Ebay is great!
I just ordered a chicken and an egg. We shall s...
Why'd the Mexican cross the road?
He took the chicken's job.
Humorists of Reddit! I challenge your joke inventing skills! First comment gives the punch line; the reply is the rest of the joke! (repost from 3 months ago)
posted 3 months ago by someone whom I honestly ...
The chicken and the egg
One night a chicken was out partying and the ch...
Three friends are lost in the woods...
As they try to find their way out, they chance ...
Why does a chicken coop has two doors?
If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was going to... Al's Toybarn!
Why do chicken coups have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chi...
Why did the lollipop cross the road?
... Cause it was stuck to the chicken.
I heard...
I like ....
Every knows I like my kids the way I like farme...
Why did the blind blonde cross the road
because she was following her seeing eye chicken
(Warning:lame music joke. I just came back from a classicical music concert) Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the oboe solo.
The Coolidge effect
The President and Mrs. Coolidge were being show...