a chicken walks into a bar

A chicken walks into a bar and sits down. As the bartender approaches the chicken, he can see that the chicken's eyes are bloodshot and that the chicken seems to have a nervous shake. The bartender asks the chicken if he's alright, and the chicken says he's fine. So the bartender asks the chicken what he would like to drink and the chicken nervously asks for a shot of Jameson, with a slight stutter. The bartender pours the shot and the chicken immediately downs it, and less nervously asks for another. The bartender pours another shot, the chicken downs it just as quickly, and asks for a third without any hesitation. The bartender gives him a bit of a concerned look, but pours him another, telling him that he needs to slow it down. The chicken does the shot, and says to the bartender "listen man, if you had a day like mine, you would be just as desperate to wash away all of these tortured memories. I have seen generations of families die at the hands of killers who feel that they are doing nothing wrong, I live in my own filth, and while all of this happens I am forced to watch the genocide of many different types of animals while this sick family holds me captive.". The bartender at this point has tears in his eyes, and tells the chicken that he's sorry as he pours a complimentary double shot of Jameson. The chicken pounds it down, and says thanks. The bartender then asks the chicken "say, what part of town are you from?" The chicken answers, "ohh, just the other side of the road".