An old married couple...
An old married couple were married for a really...
Chicken Jokes
So a chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar...
...to help his friends change a lightbulb
A man was driving down a country dirt road...
when he looked in his rearview mirror, and noti...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all...
Authorities were unsure whether to label it a c...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the golf club wielding maniac.
a chicken goes into a library
goes right up to the librarian and says "Bawk"....
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to turkey!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
*The chicken.*
Ice cream flavor galore
A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Ma...
Do you deliver?
A man rings up his local Indian restaurant and ...
Rednecks Pick a Doctor
It seems a young Redneck couple are in need of ...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was trying to draw the zoophile into traffic...
What happened to the chicken who crossed the road..
Got hit by a bus.
what does the chicken give you?
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Why did the black chicken cross the road?
It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan
Pop's Chicken
Q: What did popeye do after he turned black?
A:...
Why isn't anyone afraid of China?
....Because everyone knows General Tsao's chick...
What do you call a possessed chicken?
Poultrygeist.
2 chickens walk into a chickenfarm
The one chicken says to the other: "tock, tock,...
A chicken and an egg...
A chicken and an egg are in bed together having...
Why did the black man cross the road?
Because he saw the chicken cross the road and w...
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A man rings up his local Indian restaurant and ...
Why did the chicken run across the road?
She was worried the egg would get there first.