A chicken and an egg...

A chicken and an egg are in bed together having funky time. When it comes to an end the chicken rolls off on to it's back and sparks up a cigarette, while the egg pulls up to duvet to get warm. The egg looks over to the chicken in disappointment and says "guess that answer that question then"

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