What do you call a chicken haunting your house?
A Poultrygeist!
Chicken Jokes
What did the chicken say ?
What did they chicken say to his friends after ...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He just made it across and his buddy was like B...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she flirted with the road's husband.
Teacher Questions Student
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
What came first, the Chicken or the Egg?
That depends on which one you had for starters
A man buys a parrot...
And after bringing it home, he discovers it has...
A young cowboy walks into the saloon.
He sits at the counter and notices an old cowbo...
If we would have taught the West Africans
how to cook their chicken properly; we wouldn't...
why did the chicken cross the road?
I dont know...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid North Korea's long range missiles.
Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why the chicken cross the road ....
to get the Chinese newspaper.
Do you get it?
Ne...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go look for his flatmate.
Why did the chicken limp across the road?
Because it was a lame joke.
Why did the chicken cross the park?
To get to the other slide...
What are the sexiest farm animals?
Brown chicken, Brown cow!
did you hear about the ebola cure
abola chicken noodle soup...
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
What do you call a Chicken with lettuce on its eyes?
Chicken Caesar salad.
What do Ebola patients eat?
Abola chicken noodle soup!
chicken pot pie.
my three favorite things
When a chicken pukes at a party...
is that called a PARTY FOWL???
Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors?
Because if it had four it would be a sedan.