why are the fish taco and chicken taco always friends?
Cause there's no beef
Chicken Jokes
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed
The egg is smoking a cigarette. The chicken tur...
I just ate raw chicken fingers
And then I threw up gang signs.
Why does the chicken want to cross that road
Because he wanted to reach the other side
I got some good tips on how to spice my roast chicken...
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Why did the t-rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
Did you hear about the mandate?
Did you hear about the mandate that all those w...
What is a chicken's favorite kind of math?
Chickenometry
My Great Grandpa's Favorite Joke
A man orders his meal at a fancy restaurant and...
A construction crew was converting an old road near a chicken coupe back to farmland...
Comedians slaughtered the construction crew, an...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why do you care? Shouldn't he be able to cross ...
Why did the black guy cross the road?
He wanted some chicken!
A teacher and the students
Teacher: What does the chicken give you?
Stude...
"Special today! Jokes, half off!"
"I'll take one." "Why did the chicken cross the...
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?
Just the tiger
Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
Who came first: The chicken or the egg?
A chicken and an egg lie together in bed. The c...
Funny Albert Einstein Joke (not mine)
An old, funny joke - I think I saw it on reddit...
A joke told to me by my tour bus driver in San Francisco
Three men were arguing about who has seen the s...
My go-to joke: Chicken walks into a bar...
A chicken walks into a bar, meets an egg. They ...
I like my chicken how I like my babies
Deep fried and delicious
Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?
To get to the Other side
How do you know your house had chicken pox?
It has shingles.