Three men were arguing about who has seen the strongest winds in their lives.
The first man said, "I've seen winds so strong that parked cars were blown down the street."
The second man the responded, "well I've seen winds so strong, the tops of all the redwoods in the forest leaned to the side."
"That's nothing!" Said the third, "I've seen winds so strong, I saw a chicken lay the same egg six times over."
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