Chicken Jokes
How did the dead Baby get across the road?
Stapled to the back of the Chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He wanted to go to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road...
A chicken who had no business being in New York...
How does a south central chicken cross the road?
... In a bucket
Why did the chicken kill himself
To get to the other side
Why did the piece of gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken.
BEETHOVEN'S CHICKEN
Q: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?
A: It ke...
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken ...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To complete the joke.
A man walks up to a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder.
The woman in the ticket booth says, "I'm sorry ...
Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?
To get the Yolk Rite.
What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?
They taste like chicken.
Why did yo girl cross the road? (Joke from one of my 5th graders)
Cause she saw me.
Another: Why did the chicke...
Kid: Just bought a chicken, a bar, a door with no doorbell and a doctors surgery
Man: Where did you buy all that junk?
Kid: At ...
What sound does a Baroque chicken make?
Bach Bach Bach Bach
Why do chicken coups have two doors?
Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken...
What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?
Teaching the chicken to cook
The fat cow
Teacher: Okay children, what does the chicken g...
What do you call a chicken that has passed on?
A poultrygheist.
A teacher is teaching.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
A Chinese guy, Japanese guy, and Vietnamese guy are in an English class...
Teacher: I want you to create a sentence using ...
What did the smart chicken say to the stupid chicken?
Baaaa......Baka....Baka....Baka!
[Help](/s "B...
What do you call a barnyard uprising?
A chicken coup! ;)