Why did the chicken cross the road?
Drum Roll please! To get to the other side. Th...
Chicken Jokes
Teacher asking questions to students
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Did you hear about the guy who died after eating chicken?
The meat was fowl.
Old man Manelli is cooking a chicken on a rotisserie in his front stoop
When a hippy walks by. He stops, looks up and s...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the cake
#funniestjokeevernotreallyye...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
CluckBait.
Did you know that a chicken coop can't have more than 3 doors?
If it has 4 doors, it's a sedan.
Animals missing legs.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It Doesn'...
What lives on a farm and says moo?
a bilingual chicken
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To see the chicken strip!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To confuse pirates
Did you hear about the guy that only ate one chicken leg per day?
He was malnourished due to his paltry (poultry)...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
so it could get to the other side
Kids These Days - Teacher & Student
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an i...
A chicken walks into a bar
A chicken walks into a bar.
Bartender: "We don...
Three boys with some chicken-wire...
walk down the street and pass an old man on his...
The answer to the most pressing question in human history
A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chi...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The butcher didn't finish the job.
Teacher VS Student
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
I'm a vegetarian. Subway gave me a Chicken Club.
Oops, wrong sub.
How do Mexicans keep their food warm?
Chicken Fajitas.
Help create the punch line?
My dad sent me the beginnings to a joke, but ne...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It got its head cut off
Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?
Because if they had 4 doors they would be chick...