A man orders his meal at a fancy restaurant and the waiter tells him that all of their entrées come with soup. "All right," says the man. "What kind of soup do you have?" "We have a chicken soup and a pea soup, sir," says the waiter. "I'll have the chicken soup then," the man replies. "Very well," says the waiter, who turns and heads back to the kitchen. "Hold on," calls the man. "On second thought, hold the chicken and make it pea."
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