What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?
Chicken caesar salad.
Chicken Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The aristocrats.
A Chinese man and woman get married. On their wedding night,
the man decides to try to impress his wife wit...
In soviet Russia.....
Road crosses chicken
What are the 2 sexiest farm animals?
Brown chicken, brown cow.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
A black guy was following her.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend told me about this one a while ago
A: W...
Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?
Neither. The rooster did.
Joke by former president Calvin Coolidge
The President and Mrs. Coolidge were being show...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock Knock.
"Wh...
Burger King: Have a chicken fry again!
But Sensei, I thought they could arways fry
It's Easter Sunday morning...
... and chubby Chuck has been chomping on Easte...
Master List for Easter Dad Jokes
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From ...
A chicken and an egg are in bed together
The chicken lighting a cigarette says to the eg...
Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?
He doesn't want anybody to know he fuc%ing the ...
A guy calls KFC
Guy: Hello
KFC: This is KFC
Guy: Is chicken a...
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
It chickened out.
(Sorry if repost)
(Also, fir...
My cute younger brother's contribution.
Brother: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me...
A Chicken walked into a Library...
So one day, while I was still working as a Libr...
I grilled some chicken today...
What a waste of time. He still wouldn't tell me...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape North Korea's long range missiles
The Deaf Wife Problem
Fred feared his wife Rhonda wasn't hearing as w...
why did the chicken head cross the road?
to ghetto the other side...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant.
He tells the waiter, "I am starving, and I need...