Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From Eggplants
Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days.
What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate one!
Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken.
Where does the easter bunny eat breakfast? at IHOP
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