An older man goes to the Doctor,
he gets his check up and examinations done, and...
Chicken Jokes
An elementary teacher is talking about animals to her students...
Teacher: What does the chicken give you?
Kids: ...
A guy caught cold. His wife offers to make him Chicken Soup
A chicken sitting nearby says "Why don't you tr...
Old man's wife has hearing problems
An old man goes to his doctor.
Old man: Hey ...
Did you hear about the deaths from bird flu?
They were all chicken
Why did the chicken cross the rode?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?"
He was studying foreign languages.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Eggs!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now wha...
Why did the lost tourist cross the road?
The chicken looked like he knew where he was go...
Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?
Because of its fowl language.
I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg.
I thought: 'This could be interesting'.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
because you didn't cook it.
^^probably ^^old ^...
Would you watch a turkey dance?
No, but I'd watch a chicken strip.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
He was choking the chicken.
Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove it wasn't chicken. >:|
Why did the chicken cross the road?
because it was being chased by Mila Kunis.
What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?
Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala
ANOTHER CHICKEN, ANOTHER ROAD
Q: Why did the stoner cross the road?
A: Who el...
A chicken and an egg were lying in bed...
..when the chicken turned to the egg, puffed fr...
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To get the Chinese Newspaper. Do you get it?
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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
To get to the same side.
It took me two hours to grill a chicken the other day.
And it still didn't tell my why it crossed the ...
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Mastercard Chinese Resturant Commercial
General Tso's Chicken........ $11.50
Coca-Cola...
Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road?
Because he was too chicken!
Sorry.