Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan.
Chicken Jokes
I'm a cop and I got caught choking the chicken in public
I was revoked of my badge and sentenced to thre...
Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's legs.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! An what does the fat cow give you?"
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get some chicks. (nephew made this joke, he'...
Why did the headless chicken cross the road?
Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other...
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
to not get to the other side.
A boy goes up to a girl and says "hey baby what's up"...
She says "I have a boyfriend", he says "I have ...
Why did the chicken run around screaming?
Because he had to use the bathroom.
A teacher is giving a lesson to her students on animals and their nutritional benefit...
First the teacher asks, "Kids, what does the ch...
Smart Old Man
An old guy approaches the window of the movie t...
What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?
Chicken tikka m'sala
A zebra visits a farm
A zebra is visiting the US and enters a farm. H...
A farmer is walking to market
My grandpa told me this joke years ago, and it'...
Employment at McDonald's is based on a Don't ask, Don't tell policy
Don't ask me why I'm pulling up to the drive th...
Meat tea
I saw my sister drinking chicken broth, and I m...
A farmer returning home
Through town, laden down with several purchases...
What did the brown cow say to the brown chicken?
Brown chicken brown cow ;)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't care now and I probably won't care later.
Why did the chicken kill itself?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Pacquiao was chasing it!
Did you hear about the blonde woman who has three hours of footage of raw chicken on her iPhone?
The cooking instructions said remove sleeve and...
Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, h...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Mayweather won
LPT: When cooking chicken, it needs a lot of support
Alone, it tastes absolutely fowl.