My grandpa told me this joke years ago, and it's always been one of my favorites.
A farmer is walking to the market, carrying some chickens in his bag. A man notices him, and asks him what he's selling. The farmer replies, "I was hoping to sell these chickens."
The man says, "That's great! I was hoping to buy some chicken today!"
The farmer hears this, and devises a way to make some easy money. He tells the man, "How about this: If you give me $5, I'll let you guess how many chickens are in my bag, and if you're right, I'll give you both of them."
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