Mexican word of the day
Mexican word of the day: Chicken Wing
My wife...
Chicken Jokes
Why did the chicken double-cross the road?
To change sides.
Why did the black man cross the road?
To catch the chicken
(Btw I came up with thi...
My Weight Loss Retreat at PhuketFit
What I liked best is that the program was pers...
Chicken stock has gone up today,
but only by a poultry sum.
A man eats at a restaurant
And starts feeling awfully sick. He runs to the...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it had been hit by a car in a highway, ...
The teacher is asking a student a question.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Why did the chicken cross the road? [NSFW?]
To get to the little bitch's house.
*knock, k...
Who came first, the chicken or the egg?
They came together, it was a perfect lay.
Jokes
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a ...
A Chicken Walks In To A Bar
A chicken walks in to a bar and orders an IPA w...
What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?
The drumstick.
(Had this joke stuck in my head...
A white guy, a black guy, and a mexican were on a boat...
A white guy, a black guy, and a mexican were on...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because you stole daddys car!
Why you steal da...
An old man is sitting on his porch...
When he sees some kids walking down the street ...
which came first the chicken or the egg?
The rooster
Chicken walks in to a bar...
It's full of Roosters. Chicken says, "I crossed...
What does the fat cow give you?
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
ALLEN EDGE: BURGLARS
They've broken in my house so many times, they ...
Knock-knock. "Who's there?", 'Microsoft.', "Microsoft who?"...
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Did you hear about the chicken who liked classical music?
I swear it was all he talked about. He would go...
So, my dog loves to destroy her toys...
DESTROY. The boy will lovingly chew on his toys...