DESTROY. The boy will lovingly chew on his toys and occasionally tear one. The girl eviscerates them, especially the stuffed ones. She also likes to eat weird stuff. I've found, while cleaning up after her, pieces of a rubber chicken, newspaper, candy rappers, all in her smelly leavings. Well yesterday I found that she'd eaten stuffing from one of her toys, because right there, staring me in the face...
Was a Pooh, stuffed with fluffies.
Thank you and goodnight.
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