Why did the chicken fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well!
Chicken Jokes
A chicken walks into a library...
...and goes up to the circulation desk. "Bok!" ...
A kindergarten teacher asks her students what animals provide us...
She said, "What does a chicken give us?" and th...
What did the old billy bobs eat at McDonald's?
McChicken-killer... Yeah I'm really stoned smok...
I like my chicken like I like my holy infant.. Tender and Mild
I made this up while singing silent night in th...
Why does a chicken coupe have two doors?
Because if it had four it would be a chicken se...
What is the fastest animal in the world?
The Ethiopian chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Your mom xDDddd
Why did the chicken cross the road?
because North Korean missiles cant go that far
Idiot question and answer
Q: On which side does a chicken have the most f...
Homework
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Why does the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What's a buddhists favourite curry?
Chicken karma
Fat Cow
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
KFC Calls Pope
After watching sales falling off for three stra...
Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock,
Who's there,
King Tut,
King Tut w...
Why did the chicken cross the street?
**DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**
Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?
To get to the... *other* side.
Why would the road cross the chicken?
Because it had a death wish. It's well known th...
chickens
A man was driving down a country dirt road when...
Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?
If it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan.
Hello r/jokes, please help me reword this joke?
Hi there
My partner's dad passed away, and I'm...
A teacher is teaching her class about animals...
She asks "What does the chicken give us?"
The c...
Funny Student....!!!!!!
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken