Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?
Because if they had 4 doors it would be chicken...
Chicken Jokes
What does an Asian chicken sound like?
Bok Bok Bok CHOY
A chicken and an egg are laying in bed
A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chi...
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
What came first the chicken or the egg?
Neither. The rooster came first.
What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused a...
Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
The outside
A man walks into a bar ...
And proceeds to order a beer. The bartender say...
Einstein's chauffeur.
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of t...
I work in the meat department and a customer asks me what is the difference between the Halal chicken and the regular chicken.
I said "Regular chicken lays eggs. Halal chicke...
What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?
"It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just...
The Farmer and the Widow
(Got forwarded this from a co-worker)
A farmer...
I don't know why people say food in the military is bad...
I was given a big chicken dinner!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
It chickened out
Conversation between teacher and student
**Teacher:** "Kids,what does the chicken give y...
Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?
he was two chickens
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO KILL YOUR DOG!!!!!!!
Context: Neighbor's d...
Egg-Laying
Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dro...
Priorities
Frankie: "Doctor, my little brother here ...
Why did the hen cross the road?
because chicken.
Literacy
So this chicken walks into the library, and she...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the armadillo it could be done
(in...
Why do people in France have to eat frog legs that "taste like chicken"?
If they eat real chicken they'll be arrested fo...
Barnyard Literacy
So this chicken walks into the library, and she...