why did the Marty Mcfly cross the road...
Because nobody calls him chicken!
Chicken Jokes
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Why did the chicken cross the rhoad...
To get to the other island.
A pig and a chicken want to open a new restaurant...
The pig asks what they would name it.
The Chi...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because after intensive market analysis the KFC...
Einstein And Newton were having a conversation
Einstein: The Chicken did not cross the road. T...
A chicken and an egg are laying in bed...
When the chicken sits up, lights a cigar and s...
Why did the Frog cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the Chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend Gregory Peck.
Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?
Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!
Blue Collar Work
Where does the blue collar chicken work?
The ...
What is it called when a Roman gets really sick?
Chicken Pox Romana
How do dinosaurs like their chicken?
RAWWWWWWWW!!!!
Joke Between Teacher And Student.. :P
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
The strongest rooster.
Two roosters named Sam and Spike, argued over w...
you dont know Jack Schitt!? NSFW(language)
You Don't Know Jack Schitt?
Jack Schitt
You Do...
you dont know Jack Schitt!? NSFW (language)
You Don't Know Jack Schitt?
Jack Schitt
You Do...
Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
The eggrolled
I hate when I'm trying to sleep at night
But my ADHD's all like:
One Sheep...
Two Sheep...
How many doors are on a chicken coop?
Two.
If it had four, it would be a sedan.
how do you get a cat to say like a chicken
freeze it and bang it against the table and it ...
Why'd the pervert cross the road?
He couldn't pull out of the chicken
What's the best side to eat from a chicken?
The inside.
Brain Stew
Once upon a time, a man goes to a restaurant to...
A chicken walks into a library and squawks, "Book, book, book, BOOK!"
A librarian is working away at her desk when s...