**Teacher:** "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
**Student:** "Meat!"
**Teacher:** "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
**Student:** "Bacon!"
**Teacher:** "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
**Student:** "Homework!"
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