The lady kept her parrot in the kitchen. One day she opened a pack of frozen chicken parts.
She dumped the parts in a pan and said, "What a...
Chicken Jokes
Teacher vs Kids :P
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
What's the difference between meat and chicken?
If you beat your chicken it dies.
Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?
because... chicken.lel
A librarian is working away at her desk when sh...
Chickens in the farm
Q: Why did the chicken not cross the road to me...
why was the chicken population so large?
because it grew **eggs**ponentially
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken joke hadn't been invented yet.
Why did the chicken cross my wife?
Because I ran her over in the street.
Military sniper to take out a dictator
The officer is a little alarmed when the sniper...
Three brothers wanted to give their blind mom a birthday gift.
Three brothers wanted to give their blind mom a...
Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?
at the stock market
A man walks into his room holding a chicken...
A man walks into a room holding a chicken and s...
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Because the ref was blowing a foul.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
2 people chatting.
"Why did the chicken cross ...
Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?
To get out of this town.
What did the ghost of a WWI soldier who died in the war say to the feminist who died by choking on a chicken wing and her own hypocrisy?
With great male privilege comes great male resp...
Why did the chicken cross the road
To see the ugly man.
Knock knock
Who's there?...
Which One Comes First
I just Ordered A Chicken and an Egg off the int...
Your wife and your lawyer are drowning, you have a decision to make....
Fish or chicken for dinner?
Teacher: "Kids,
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?
HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!
A ventriloquist decides to retire to and buy a farm.
So this ventriloquist decided he is going to re...
Teacher and Student in class
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...