Why was the chicken unrecognizable?
It crossed too much
Chicken Jokes
Who came first. The chicken or the egg
A very embarrassed rooster
If Vladimir Putin wanted to poison a Mexican political enemy, would he use pollonium...
Or would he be too chicken?
Does your Mum like chicken?
No? I bet your Nando's
Why did the chicken walk into the light?
To get to the other side.
What makes a chicken sneeze?
Boog boog boog bogaaa
Why did the chicken go to the library?
To check out a book-book-book!
The NFL decides to put on a barnyard show
Eli Manning says, "*New York City has the best ...
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
Chicken, the egg just laid there and took it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the New York Times!
The chicken was acquitted of murder...
... because there was no evidence of fowl-play.
I'm ordering a chicken and an egg from Amazon
I'll let you know
I love cats
They taste ***just*** like chicken!
A man saw a post on Facebook.
The post said-
hamburger + fries = £5
fries + ...
My mom made chicken soup with rice in it...
I told her, "I don't want chicken soup with Ric...
What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?
Chicken Caesar salad!
My Mom made chicken soup with celery, chicken, carrots, and rice in it.
I told her, "I don't want soup with Ricin!"
A man walks into a bar in Bangkok... a sign reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
...
An old man decided his wife was getting hard of hearing
So he called her doctor to make an appointment ...
What do you call a barnyard revolt?
A chicken coup.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He didn't because I'm vegetarian and offended.
Why do bulemics like Kentucky Fried Chicken?
Because it comes with a bucket.
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius loop?
To get to the other ... errr ... ummm ... wait ...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the chicks