Chicken Jokes

Chicken Jokes

The Chicken At The Movies

A man approached the window of a movie theater ...

Fresh Fish Sold Here

A store owner makes a sign to hang in his windo...

DON'T READ THIS IF YOU ARE SCARED OF CHICKENS

Why did the chicken cross the road?



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Why Does a Chicken Cross the Street?

Why does a chicken cross the street?
Because i...

Why Should Not a Chicken Cross the Road?

Why should not a chicken cross the road?
It w...

Why Does a Duck Cross the Street?

Why does a duck cross the street?
Because it w...

Why Didn't the Duck Cross the Road?

Why didn't the duck cross the road?
To prove h...

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Halfway?

Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
To...

Why Did the Chewing Gum Cross the Road?

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Becaus...

Why Did the Duck Cross the Road?

Why did the duck cross the road?
Because the c...

Why Didn't the Chicken Cross the Road?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because...

What is the Difference Between a Chicken?

What is the difference between a chicken?
Neit...

Striped Joke

What is striped and lays eggs?
A chicken in jail!

Chickens, Cows, Ducks, and Roads

Joe:Why did the cow cross the road?
Bob:The c...

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away...

The Three Sons

Three sons left home, went out on their own and...

Mexican word of the day: Chicken

My wife tried to come to America, but thanks to...

A Frenchman, an Italian and a Jewish man die and go to heaven....

An angel ushers the Frenchman into a room fille...

Three legged chicken.....

It was Spring Break and several friends arrange...

Ordered 4 drinks at McDonald's.....

....so they wouldn't think all 50 chicken nugge...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it wanted a new highscore.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? "To get to ...

A chicken goes into the library.

A chicken goes into the library, walks up to th...

Load of animals in the back of a lorry..

The cow says "mooooooooove over"

The chicken s...