Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
The man walks up to a barmaid.
Man: Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?
Barmaid: Why, yes. That's me.
Man: Then go wash your hands! I want a cheese sandwich.
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