I finally got the "why did the chicken cross the road" joke
The chicken dies and goes to the other side... ...
Chicken Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I was hoping you would just upvote.
David received a parrot for his birthday
The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude ...
What Came First...
The chicken
Or the furry?
Jew family invites guests for dinner
There is bread on the table but no one's touchi...
Are we having chicken tonight?
OK, well keep me abreast of that.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Alternative facts.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because that's what you do when you are walking...
What do you call a pressure cooker bomb in New York?
All American Fried Chicken!
Teacher: "Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?"
Students: Eggs!
Teacher: "Very good! Now what ...
Mama's Bible
Four brothers left home for college, and they b...
Why did the chicken cross the road...
To repost this joke
What does the chicken do to get through college?
She strips.
The queen and a chicken go into a fancy restaurant...
The queen tells the chicken to look away, and s...
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
Names
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If Linda, Kate, Paula and Jan...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to.
What's the Pope's favorite sandwich?
Chimichurri-marinated chicken breast topped wit...
Teacher vs student
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side is the most common ans...
Chicken and an egg
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chic...
Stealing the Kings Crown
One day, in merry ole England, a count was accu...
Why did a Chinese restaurant in Brooklyn start charging more for its Kung Pao chicken?
It was "gentry fried."
What's for dinner?
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as...
So I hear Chikfila is trying to be more inclusive
Have you tried their new chicken transtenders?