Absurd Inventions
Have you ever heard of the kissing shield? No? ...
Have you ever heard of the kissing shield? No? ...
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a...
Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A...
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Be...
One beautiful morning, a husband and wife decid...
Darwin's Answer:
It was the logical next step ...
Why did the frog cross the road?
A: He was ...
What kind of sneakers do chickens wear?
Re-b...
A minister had just finished an excellent fried...
1 Why did the blonde cross the road?
She wa...
The farmer's son was returning from the market,...
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling hi...
Why did the piece of gum cross the road?
Bec...
Joe: Do you know the difference between a chick...
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
To pr...
1.) Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutere...
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You know you'...
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro...
Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because ...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't kn...
So this chicken walks into the library, and she...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: ...
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: ...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
There we...
A bear, a lion and a chicken were having a disc...