Chicken Jokes

Chicken Jokes

Absurd Inventions

Have you ever heard of the kissing shield? No? ...

Redneck Special Forces

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a...

Why Did the Iraqi Chicken...

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A...

Chicken

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Be...

Chicken Vs. Possum

One beautiful morning, a husband and wife decid...

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Darwin's Answer:
It was the logical next step ...

Another Cross Threw the St.

Why did the frog cross the road?

A: He was ...

Chicken Shoes

What kind of sneakers do chickens wear?

Re-b...

Chicken

A minister had just finished an excellent fried...

5 Jokes (5)

1 Why did the blonde cross the road?

She wa...

Chickens

The farmer's son was returning from the market,...

Horse or Chicken

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling hi...

Gum

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

Bec...

Chicken Vs. Lettuce

Joe: Do you know the difference between a chick...

Why Didn't the Chicken Cross the Road?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

To pr...

Funny Ads...

1.) Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutere...

5 Ways of Knowing You're A Mexican (1)

If this offends anyone, PM me.

You know you'...

Internet Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro...

A Few One Liners

Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because ...

Two part joke

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't kn...

Book-Book

So this chicken walks into the library, and she...

Another Chicken Joke

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?


A: ...

How Long?

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: ...

Chickens are Cool

Why did the chicken cross the road?

There we...

Who Scares Humans the Most?

A bear, a lion and a chicken were having a disc...