1 Why did the blonde cross the road?
She was tied to the baby that was stapled to the chicken.
2 Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?
Her blinker was on
3 What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear ?
Data transfer.
4 What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
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