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You know you're a Mexican when...
1. Someone related to you has their name tattooed anywhere on their body.
2. Your family goes to the flea market in their Sunday's best.
3. Your birthday doesn't have cake, candy, and Coca-Cola but has fajitas, chicken, and tequila.
4. When you've seen your uncle wearing your "new" clothes.
5. Your favorite music is not rap, rock, pop, or oldies, but instead, Tejano.
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