Chicken Jokes

Chicken Jokes

Jack Schitt

Many people are at a loss for a response when s...

He Knows What He's Doing

One morning a boy got up and was leaving the ho...

Kicking

A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning...

Quiz for Blonds

Name:_________

1. Finish this pattern: a,_,c...

Chicken or Egg?

Which came first - the chicken or the egg?


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Dear Diary,

Monday: Now home from honeymoon and settled in ...

Adds Shoud Bee Proof-Read...

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made...

A Man was Driving...

A man was driving up the interstate late one ni...

Hearing Aid

A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't thi...

A Farmer Lived on a Quiet...

A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But as...

A Chicken

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Question and Answer Animal Jokes

I know this isn't too funny, but it's one of th...

Cross the Road #1

Q: What did the chicken say after it crossed th...

Cross the Road #2

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To p...

Chicken Pox

Why did the chicken pox cross the road?


He...

Dinner

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call t...

Chimonken

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a...

Stress Diet

The following diet has been circulated at one o...

More T-shirt Slogans

* "On the advice of our solicitors, this T-shir...

15 Things to Do in Public Shower Stalls

1. Enter the stall. Shower for about 3 minutes,...

Letter From Camp

Dear Mom and Dad,


Our scoutmaster told us ...

Chicken Madness

Why did the chicken go across the field?

Bec...

Bar

Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks...

More Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why do y...

Restaurant Quotes

"Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?" - ...