Chicken Jokes

Chicken Jokes

Everything tastes more or less


Everything tastes more or less like chicken.

Reverse Psychology


My wife suggested that we use a new type of co...

School Files


And who says our educational system is in dire...

Turtle Soup


A man walk into a restaraunt and asks the lady...

Two Cow Defined (Classic)


DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWS...

To corrupt the other side


Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
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Another chicken joke


Whey did the chicken cross the road?
To show ...

Some funny signs


Seen on a Holiday Inn in Hyannis Mass-"Sleep w...

Famous People and Chickens


Why did the chicken cross the road?
Plato: fo...

To get away from Bill Clinton.


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To ...

Pervert & chicken


Why did the pervert cross the road?


He was s...

The chicken


why did the chicken cross go by the underpass?

Chicken


You're so dumb, you tried to rip the lips off ...

The Eight Days of Hanukkah (song)


The Eight Days of HanukkahOn the first night o...

Two Irish Men


Two Irish men walk into a pet shop. They go di...

Chicken Engineering


In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazi...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?


A: Because it was a double-crosser.

What's the difference between President Hoover and


Q: What's the difference between President Hoo...

Flicken The Chicken


There once was a chicken that was part human. ...

Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?


A: To break on through to the other side.

After watching sales falling


After watching sales falling off for three str...

To take over the other side.


Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
...

Silly Questions


1.If you throw a cat out of the window, does i...

Gifts to Mom


Three sons left home, went out on their own an...