Chicken Jokes

Chicken Jokes

Tooth Fairy's Form Letter


Dear:


Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under...

A Classic


Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To ...

Hung like a horse


A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow....

Dinosaur St.


Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
It was t...

Chicken Ears


Why don't chickens have ears?


Because they g...

Chicken Joke: Dirty!


What do you call a chicken that crosses the ro...

Weird Chicken (an old joke)


There's this guy, and he's just bought a new c...

Geriatric Communication


An old man goes to his doctor and says, �I don...

Q: Why did chicken Dr. Kevorkian cross the road?


A: To help the patient find the other side.

Redneck Jedi


You might be a redneck Jedi if...Your Jedi rob...

Chicken underwear


Why don't chickens ever wear underwear?Because...

Garbage?


A man visited a woman when her husband was at ...

Need the Eggs


Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?...

The Boy Who Thinks He's A Chicken


Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother think...

Tuns of Puns! Part V


What's the difference between boogers and broc...

Retractions by the NY Times in 1998


The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times...

Why did the chicken cross the beach?


Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To...

The Backstreet Boys response to "Why did the...


The Backstreet Boys response to "Why did the c...

In February, according to police


In February, according to police in Windsor, O...

On the


On the other hand, you have different fingers....

Col. Sanders


Col. Sanders goes up to the pope and says to h...

Top 12 Signs You Are Not a Good Cook!


1. Your tapeworm has issued an unconditional s...

Roast Ghost


KAY MARTIN, a secretary to a New Zealand MP, g...

The Chicken


What was the chicken when he crossed the road?...

Capon Fear


Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?
Fa...