Why did the chicken cross the road?
Plato: for the greater good.
Karl Marx: It was historical inevitability.
Douglass Adams: 42.
Oliver North: National security was at stake.
Darwin: It was the next logical step after coming down from the trees. Earnest
Hemmingway: To die. In the rain.
Saddam Hussein: It was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tonnes of nerve gas on it.
Ronald Regan: I forget.
Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it f-----g wanted to. That's the f----g reason. Mark
Twain: The news of it's crossing has been greatly exagerated.
Mr T: If you saw me coming, you'd cross the road too.
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