Old Woman
There once was a 60 year old woman who suddenl...
There once was a 60 year old woman who suddenl...
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped d...
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas cou...
After having their 11th child, an Alabama coup...
- Ya mums so fat she went on the scale & i...
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A man and a woman from Alabama don't want any ...
One day a substitute teacher was taking over f...
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Hillary Clinton is so fed up with Bill's infid...
There were three kids that needed a place to s...
Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed.???...
There were three kids that needed a place to s...
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One night a guy was driving in the woods until...
What do you get when you mix a virgin and a wa...
A girl walks into a bar and asks for a manhatt...
A little boy was playing by a pond when he saw...
A little boy was playing by a pond when he saw...
Once there was a little boy who lived in the co...
Little Johnny's school was having show and tell...
TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNY: Because of...
Once upon a time, there was a prince who was un...
Here are some excuses for if someone asks you t...