What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.
Cherry Jokes
After having their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that was enough,...
...as they could not afford a larger bed. So th...
How's your Mom's cherry pie taste?
Meh.. It's Oedipal
Cherry Hill
The bell rang for school to start and John walk...
The hot horseshoe
A blacksmith is in his shop, hammering a hot ho...
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow White's cherry.
Show you were thinking
The teacher told the students that they were go...
A student walks into class late and the teacher asks where he has been. The student replies "I was laying naked on top of Cherry Hill."
A few minutes later a second student walks in a...
A preteen girl cried when I popped her cherry without permission.
It was her fault for leaving fruit on the ground!
I went to dinner with my younger sister
at a local Mexican Restaurant, and the waitress...
What's red and has seven dents in it?
Snow Whites cherry.
What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!
Cherry lane
A student come to school late, shirt all ripped...
A farmer returning home
Through town, laden down with several purchases...
What do you find hanging from cherry trees?
Your arms have gotten sore.
How do you hide an Elephant in a Cherry tree?
You paint his toenails red.
Ever see an Elepha...
Funny comeback from a student
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped dow...
How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?
He paints his hooves red.
St Patty's Day is Over
No worries! More upcoming reasons to drink and ...
White Elephant
An old farmer is tending his crop one day when ...
Have you been on Cherry Hill
One day, a boy walked into class late.
"Why are...
Cherry Hill
A High school class in Nevada is missing two of...
Terrible jokes my Dad told me as a kid
Joke 1: How do you know if an elephant has been...
The Tree Stooges: Moehogany, Cherry, and Curly Maple
Alternate for Larry: Larchy
How does a virgin pop her cherry?
by using a bottle opener